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B.A.P
G/PG

♂♂ Picture Us, Perfect Himchan/Yongguk // 1,630w
When they first met, Himchan mistook Yongguk for an intern and rattled off a rather complicated but sinfully delicious coffee request before an actual intern with pretty eyes and a surly frown stepped between them with padded bags hanging from his acceptably broad shoulders, announcing the arrival of Bang Yongguk hyung's cameras. Himchan didn't apologise; he caught another intern—looking appropriately terrified and stressed—and reiterated his order.
PG-13

♀♀ Cherry Chapstick Jongup, Zelo // 760w
Jongae doesn't ask questions right away when her best friend knocks on her window with a split lip, bruised cheek, and bright grin.

♂♂ Viva la Us // Daehyun/Youngjae 2,050w
The riot began with a heated face-off and a firebomb and ended with kisses.



Bangtan Boys
G/PG

---- Hoseok and Namjoon bring home cats. Yoongi's not impressed. // 530w

♂♀ Jimin's a bit boy crazy. // 550w

♂♀ Jungkook is still amazed that Jimin is so shameless. // 480w

♀♀ Taehyung really really likes Jimin. // 80w

---- Taehyung saves a cat. // 430w

♂♀ Yoongi doesn"t act on his feelings. // 955w

♂♀ Jimin never thinks she"s good enough for anyone, much less Min Yoongi. // 700w

♂♂ Jimin doesn"t do parties. // 320w

---- Returning to Korea, Namjoon sniffs his friend out of the crowd. // 270w

---- Merfolk don"t eat fishfood. // 540w

---- Seokjin is a lapcat, and that makes Namjoon"s lap cry. // 100w

---- Jimin likes the dog"s life. // 60w

---- Jimin and Taehyung are looking for dinner and find Jungkook, instead. // 870w

♂♂ late morning // Jimin/Suga // 680w

---- Jungkook"s lonely » tw: anxiety // Jungkook + catSuga // 450w

---- Taehyung finds a bunny // V+ catJimin + rabbitJungkook // 400w

♂♂ Yoongi's cat steals men"s underwear. // Jin/Suga + catJ Hope // 800w

♂♂ Taehyung wants to befriend All the cats. // Jimin/V + catSuga // 890w

---- Hoseok's dog has a crush on the cat across the street. // J Hope + dogJimin // 760w

♂♂ Homefront // Rap Monster/Jimin // 4,460w
There were times Jimin felt a lot and didn't feel at all. Times before he was a dad that he'd rather never forget and times he'd rather never think of again. Times when he was alone and choking on ash and slipping in mud made of blood and exposed dirt.

Times before dancing with his daughter to animated guitar music and planning dates to pick flowers in the park.


---- it would be better if we weren’t friends // Jungkook-centric // 3,280w
For a change of pace, Jungkook moves from the City to his aunt's house in the Forest for a year. Nothing has changed except for a new wolf pack clawing out territory.

---- J Hope/Suga // Jungkook-centric // 5,270w
Hoseok just wants to go home, but he's lost. Instead, he finds the largest snake nest he's never wanted to see, reigned over by the largest—and loneliest—snake he's never wanted to see.

---- Fear was the Terrible Secret // J Hope-centric // 5,790w
Hoseok's family moves into a new house, and he finds an unexpected roommate with a sad secret.
PG-13

♂♂ Wake Up, Sleepyhead Jimin/Suga // 670w
Yoongi doesn't usually wake up with anyone's hand down his pants but his own.

---- I'm Only Sleeping J-Hope // 710w
Hoseok just wants to sleep, that's all.

♂♀ In the flush of love's light, we dare be brave. Suga/V // 2,640w
Taehyung's girlfriend isn't as terrifying as she was as his crush. Her friends, however, still terrify him, and that probably won't change.

♂♀ Double Dog Date Suga/V // 1,270w
No one else sees the brilliance of Taehyung's suggestion.

♂♀ Snakes Will Always Bite Back [At the Zoo] Suga/V // 2,940w
Weekends are perfect for torturing the chaperon on your zoo date.



EXO
G/PG

♂♂ Will You Still Love Me (Tomorrow)? Kai/Sehun // 330w
Sehun wonders if Jongin will love him when he's old and decrepit.

♂♂ I think I love you. Luhan/Xiumin // 720w
Luhan doesn't know how to confess his feelings that are so perfectly conveyed in a song.

♂♂ Like Second Nature Kris/Suho // 330w
You can't sneak into bed without expecting to cuddle.

---- Sell Your Soul for Just a Piece D.O. // 1,000w
Kyungsoo makes himself dinner.

♂♀ Something Blue Luhan/Xiumin, Lay // 900w
Lu Hua's marrying one of her best friends.

---- He's My Venus, He's My Fire Chanyeol, Tao // 1,090w
Chanyeol shaves Tao's legs.

♂♂ Dream of a funeral, and you hear of a wedding. 990w
  Baekhyun/Kyungsoo // Baekhyun's a reluctant bride.

---- Awkward as a Cow on a Crutch Baekhyun/Chanyeol // 1,080w
Ice skating is not Chanyeol's idea of a good time.

♂♂ Let's Start a Riot Kris/Lay // 800w
Yixing finds peace in Yifan during chaos.

♂♂ Morning Luhan/Sehun // 200w
Sehun can be a brat, sometimes, but Lu Han loves him.
received.

---- Sehun Hears a Rat Chanyeol/Sehun // 1,200w
An unwanted visitor has Sehun calling for a knight.

♂♀ Charger Kyungsoo/Xiumin // 560w
Minseok is a human battery charger with energy to spare.

♂♂ Good Intentions Baekhyun/Chanyeol // 390w
Not all good deeds pay off.

♀♀ Yield Your Heart Kris/Tao // 560w
Alpha ales Chuntao and Kristina have no interest in mating with any male.

♂♂♂ Twitfic Baekhyun/Suho/Tao // 820w
The red string of fate works in mysterious ways, tying three boys together.

♂♀ Ultimatum Chen/Kyungsoo, Chanyeol/Kyungsoo // 340w
Jongdae is tired of Chanmi's crush.

♀♀ In which Kim Junghwa gets lost returning from the toilet and falls in love, or Another blossoming love story. // //
Kai/Lay // 2,700w
Every time she needs help, she goes to the same room for the same person.

♂♂ Somersault Kisses Chanyeol/Chen // 1,180w
Chanyeol is a slave to fads.

♂♂ ChanKai for Intoxecated Chanyeol/Kai // 1,430w
PuppyYeol's crush starts as a child. 2 ficlets

♂♂ Cats are home everywhere where one feeds them Sehun/Tao // 3,990w
Sehun's never been too curious about life outside of fleecy blankets, fresh food, and fenced-in yards.

♂♀ Suddenlovely Baekhyun/Kyungsoo, Chanyeol // 3,080w
Best friends over boyfriends until one of the three best friends becomes the boyfriend.

♂♂ There's no such thing as too much catboys. // 1,410w
ChanKai and ChanHun catboy fics.

♂♂ Laugh, Laugh, I Thought I'd Die Chanyeol/Kai // 2,100w
Chanyeol knows he's awesome, but it's nice to be appreciated.
♂♂ Not Alice Chanyeol/Kai // 4,000w
Chanyeol's crush crushes on him back. Everybody but them knows.

♂♂ Gaoxing Lay, Suho // 960w
The world goes to hell, and Yixing holds happiness in his arms. (AR)

♂♀ Routine Lay/Suho // 3,370w
Yixiao's routine is taking a toll. It's time for a change.

♂♀ Peer Groups Baekhyun/Chanyeol // 8,080w
High school was not at all like books and movies and parents hyped it up to be. For Baekhee Byun, high school was absolute Hell.

♂♂ The Cat Came Back Kai/Luhan // 4,940w
Housecat Lu Han has little interest in the outdoors aside from playing with his human, but a stray quickly gains his interest.

♂♂ [The First Time] Ever I Saw Your Face Suho/Tao // 6,600w
Zitao moves to Korea for school and a fresh start. He meets a man who makes the future something to look forward to.

♂♂ Star in Our Hearts Kai/Lay // 1,480w
Just being a high school student is hard enough, but trying to balance homework and exams with saving the world is a bit more stressful than Jongin really signed up for.

---- 'The Unholy Offspring of Death Itself,' My Foot. Lay/Tao // 2,350w
Dragons may be vicious, but they're not uncivilised.

---- In the Summertime Kai/Tao // 3,400w
Climbing trees, holding hands, making friends.

---- I'd Feel Safer with Snakes Chanyeol/Tao // 2,360w
Zitao misses the comforts of home and resents the man who dragged him away from Shanghai. (Adventure AU)

♂♂ Love me or hate me. That is the question. Chen/Tao // 2,260w
Looking back, Joonmyun wouldn't have changed anything.

♂♂ Monochromatics in Love Chen/Lay, onesidedTao/Lay // 1,100w
Jongdae wishes Yixing would be honest, but he's really no better.

♂♂ Meet the Parents Chanyeol/Kai // 1,070w
He's already met Jongin's parents, and they love him, but Chanyeol still worries.

♂♂ The Way to My Heart Chanyeol/D.O // 5,440w
Kyungsoo is a sassy cat but quite easily won over by fresh bakery.

---- The Young Man and the Sea Kai/Xiumin // 1,780w
Jongin befriends the boy in the ocean.

♂♂ Cattus Reddit Chanyeol/Chen // 2,545w
Chanyeol finds a cat and a magic stick and wants nothing to do with either.

♂♂ Got a Great Big Bundle of Love Sehun/Xiumin // 1,850w
Every summer, Sehun visits his aunt. Every summer, he tries to play with one of the older cats, Minseok, or at least get him to acknowledge that Sehun is not just a food dispenser. They practically grew up together. That's gotta count for something. Sehun's tired but won't admit that he's hung up on a cat's approval.

♂♂ puppy love Baekhyun/Kris // 11,440w
Yifan works a lot, and Baekhyun believes he's included as "work," so Yifan should pay more attention to him.

♂♂ My Little Neighbour: Friendship is Annoying Baekhyun/D.O. // 1,120w
Kyungsoo has a new neighbour, and he is not happy.

♂♂ vampire boyfriend au // Baekhyun/Xiumin // 450w

♂♂ Sehun"s cat runs off; Jongin helps him search. // Kai/Sehun // 960w

♂♂ Strange fascination, fascinating me // Kai/Lay // 5,370w
Newly crowned King Kai is given a coronation gift, a beautiful someone to dance at his command. He doesn't want to command anyone, much less someone so heart-breakingly sad.

♂♂ boyfriends adopting kittens // Baekhyun/Suho // 690w

♂♀ mom!Minseok and baby Jongin // Chen/Xiumin + babyKai // 490w

♂♀ ChanTao share custody of toddler Sehun // Chanyeol/Tao + babySehun // 215w

♂♂ I Put a Spell on You (It Didn't Work) // Chen/Kai // 9,190w
It's difficult to do many things as a cat, mostly due to lack of thumbs. Born-cats don't know the struggle. Made-cats, like Jongdae, do, but he supposes it's punishment for being a dumbass and mixing up ingredients.

♂♂ Home Is Where the Cat Is // Baekhyun/Kris // 2,015w
Yifan loves Baekhyun more than he's annoyed by him, and the prince can be pretty darn annoying.

♂♂ a life without one is a life diminished // Chanyeol/Kai // 3,120w
Chanyeol likes cute dogs and cuter dog people.

♂♂ Company for Christmas // Chanyeol/D.O. // 9,970w
After breaking up from a long-time boyfriend, Chanyeol's life pretty much stops. He merely exists until he takes some familial advice and leaves his apartment. He meets someone he didn't expect and certainly didn't expect to need so much.

♂♀ a lantern in the darkness // D.O./Suho // 3,580w
Kyungsoon's resigned to stay in her tower, watching the annual lantern festival from her window, but she meets someone one winter who convinces her life can't be watched but has to be experienced.

♂♂ One Day at a Time // Sehun/Xiumin // 1,370w
Minseok admits he's not the biggest animal person in general, but he likes cats well enough, and they all have seemed to like him, too. All of them except for his own.

---- Peripeteia // Suho-centric // 4,375w
If life can be likened to a road, Joonmyun wants to get off the pavement and sit in the grass. The hairpin turns and rolling hills and sudden bridge collapses are keeping him awake at night and wearing him down.

♂♂ We go together like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong. // Chanyeol/D.O. // 570w
har·mo·ny: |'härmənē| n. the quality of forming a pleasing and consistent whole.

---- 400 Meters // Xiumin-centric // 1,570w
Yes, Minseok is a cat. No, swimming is not a sport popular among most cats. Minseok isn't most cats, though.

---- Into the Woods // Chanyeol-centric // 4,060w
A dare sends Chanyeol into The Woods.

♂♂ Man's Best Friend // Kai/Kris // 5,375w
Taking care of a puppy isn't how Yifan planned to spend the next couple of weeks, but he doesn't mind looking after a friend.

♂♂ It's magic, you know. // Kai/Taemin // 1,145w
Jongin needs another tattoo, and his magic really likes Taemin.

♂♀ There Will Never Be Another You // Chen+Sehun // 4,450w
A case of potential murder in the City of Angels drives Sehun and Jongdae into the winter cold to find answers.

♀♀ Like a Cat // Baekhyun/Chen // 5,400w
There are a lot of reasons why Baekhee adores her room mate, Kim Junghae, but she wishes she was just a bit more observant to realize Baekhee's been in love with her since forever and that she's not jealous of a cat for no reason.

---- The Young Man and the Sea // Chanyeol+D.O. // 1,710w
Chanyeol has lived along the ocean since birth and seen a lot of things come out of it, but he's never seen a merman.

---- Once in a Lifetime // D.O.+Kai // 3,060w
Jongin's first ward as a guardian angel is Do Kyungsoo. His job is to stay by Kyungsoo's side until he's eighteen, but...Jongin wants to stay for much longer.

---- There is no hunting like the hunting of man // D.O.+Kai // 3,460w
After Prince Kyungsoo finally meets his companion, they part for individual training, but the years separating them mean nothing upon meeting again. Through thick and thin, Kyungsoo and Jongin will be together.

---- Once in a Lifetime // D.O.+Kai // 3,060w
Jongin's first ward as a guardian angel is Do Kyungsoo. His job is to stay by Kyungsoo's side until he's eighteen, but...Jongin wants to stay for much longer.

---- Black Shuck is a Lapdog // Lay+Kai // 5,350w
Jongin is assigned as a bodyguard to a powerful young witch. He has no idea how to be a bodyguard to begin with, but his own budding feelings may get in the way of him finding out.

♀♀ sweat, tears, or the sea // D.O./Kai // 2,200w
Jongin's been avoiding Kyungsoo. Working in a tourist town, they both work a lot, because there are a lot of tourists, but even when they have time off, Jongin's doing something that he can't tell Kyungsoo. Their friends are no help, either—they're just as avoidant or secretive. It makes Kyungsoo suspicious. When Kyungsoo is suspicious, he eventually finds answers. This time, he finds his happy ending. Or beginning, as it were.

♀♀ Full Hearts in an Empty Nest // Lay/Suho // 2,170w
Their only child has left home for college, leaving Joonmyun and Yixing in their family home with over twenty years of memories. For the first time in a long time, it's just the two of them, and they're not entirely sure what to do.

---- Black Shuck is a Lapdog // Chanyeol-centric // 4,000w
Chanyeol firmly believes that humans’ forelegs are short to allow them to pet dogs, so why do they keep ignoring him?

MEAN!EXO 5,930 total ♂♂
(a Mean Girls-esque AU)
(listed from oldest to newest)
Twitfic 001 Public school is a whole new territory for Lu Han.
Twitfic 002 Being a part of the plastics means a change of appearance Lu Han isn’t entirely prepared for.
Twitfic 003 Being Chanyeol’s best friend gives Minseok special privilege.
Twitfic 004 Chanyeol really-really likes Yixing.
Twitfic 005 Sometimes Chanyeol can’t take a hint. Points for persistence.
Twitfic 006 Halloween is coming, and Lu Han needs an appropriate costume.
Twitfic 007 Everything goes to Hell.
Twitfic 008 At least Chanyeol had a good time.
Twitfic 009 Chanyeol has men’s denial as a safety net.
Twitfic 010 Lu Han tells his parents about the problems with Kyungsoo and in school.
Twitfic 011 Lu Han really just wants to apologise, but Minseok won’t let him.
Twitfic 012 // // Lu Han knows who his friends are but still makes poor decisions.
Twitfic 013 Lu Han meets the Plastics.
Twitfic 014 Lu Han confronts Kyungsoo.
Twitfic 015 Facing rumours around school.
Twitfic 016 Lu Han still has a friend and ally in Yixing.
PG-13

♂♂ Tonight Lay/Sehun // 520w
Sehun gets a night before leaving with only memories.

♂♂ Halftime Kris/Tao // 280w
Sometimes, sex is just that good.

---- Sell Your Soul for Just a Piece D.O. // 1,000w
Kyungsoo makes himself dinner.

♂♂ Wedding Vows Luhan/Xiumin // 1,360w
Lu Han and Minseok are spies. They're married. Their newest assignment is the most difficult either has ever

♂♂ Prey for Mercy Luhan/Kyungsoo // 890w
Lu Han needs to learn how to say "No." Jongin needs to keep his cat on a leash.

♀♀ Heat Kai/Luhan // 780w
Sometimes, Lu Hua and Junghwa are in sync. Sometimes they're a bit off. 

---- Living the High Life OT11 // 1,400w
Someone's hobbies are going to get the rest of them in trouble. (AR)

♂♂ Dream Boys Chanyeol/Kai // 1,780w
Jongin is really kissable.

♂♂ That Was Then, but Then It's True Baekhyun/Kai // 5,470w
Life is not a fairy tale.

♂♂ Set Point Chen/Tao // 6,630w
Jongdae just wants to play volleyball.

♂♂ I Want to be Loved by You Kai/Xiumin, Baekhyun/Tao // 10,790w
Jongin buys a pair of shoes that, when he dances in them, sends him back to the 1920s, where he meets and falls in love with a jazz musician.

♂♂ The Fiction We Live Kai/Lay // 570w
Jongin is a method writer.

♂♂ Puppies and Kittens Chanyeol, Jongdae // 920w
Jongdae adopts a puppy.

---- Peer Groups Baekhyun/Chanyeol // 8,080w
High school was not at all like books and movies parents hyped it up to be. For Baekhee Byun, it was absolute Hell.

♂♂ The Cat Came Back Kai/Luhan // 4,940w
Housecat Lu Han has little interest in the outdoors aside from playing with his humans, but a stray quickly gains his interst.

♂♂ We Are the Pieces Kai/Lay // 3,850w
After three weeks, four days, ten hours, and twenty-seven minutes of sighing and moping, Jongin moves on.

♂♂ A Boy Named Soo D.O./Kai // 6,890w
Misfits have to stick together.

♂♂ The Tides D.O./Suho // 5,080w
To Suho, living on land felt a lot like being a fish out of water.

♂♂ Dear Future Boyfriend Chanyeol-centric // 6,500w
Chanyeol writes an advice column for his university's newspaper, replying to letters about student concerns, lost connections, etc., but refuses to reply to the letters that appear to be love confessions to him.

---- Something They Become Tao-centric // 12, 405w
Zitao understood and embraced his duy as a protector. All he believed he needed to know was that Elder Bairns needed to be destroyed.

---- No. 6 Chen/Xiumin // 4,790w
Jongdae was just trying to be a Good Samaritan.

♂♂ hormonal teenagers in love Kai/Sehun // 470w

♀♀ Kyungsoon has a crush on the school badass D.O./Kai // 800w

♀♀ Girls Like Girls Like Boys Do // Chanyeol/D.O. // 9,290w
Who better to teach Kyungsoon the ins and outs of female fashion than best friend and bane of her existence, Byun Baekhee?

♂♂ Oxt // Chen/D.O. // 4,800w
"...the love hormone oxytocin has similar affects to being drunk..." Jongdae's in love and can't handle it.

♂♂ Cheer up, emo kid // Baekhyun/Kris // 4,540w
It's not a phase; Baekhyun genuinely does not like people. Especially preppy jock people with excessive height and wide smiles that show off gums. They're the worst.

♂♂ An Unusual Alliance // D.O.+Luhan // 5,320w
Peace is impermanent, and hope is all but lost. The species across the lands and seas are only surviving, almost completely apart when not facing off in battle. Alliances are built in broken daily. Backs and hearts carry scars of betrayal and distrust.

♂♂ Trainable // Chanyeol/Kris // 2,650w
The best way to de-stress is to cuddle his boyfriend, who's already a cuddler. Cuddles take up work time, though. Yifan's weak.

♂♂ Take My Breath Away // Chanyeol/D.O. // 8,285w
Chanyeol smokes to cope with the stresses of life, including-but-not-limited-to his crush on a new freshman.

♂♂ Country Manners, or Softer than a Summer's Night // Chen/Sehun // 8,570w
Sehun doesn't think being sent to the rural Korean backcountry is going to change him in any way, but the boy he meets might.

---- The Dogs are Howling all Over the Neighborhood (That Ain't no Good) // Chen+Lay // 12,840w
Jongdae's a fourteen-year-old student wizard suffering from acne and hormones and the frustration of not having a familiar of his own. He would be totally happy with one, but he ends up with two, and all is not idyllic. He's totally got this, though. Totally.

♂♂ Love Me Right // Baekhyun/Chen // 5,350w
Jongdae feels justified in punishing Baekhyun a little bit when he's ignored in favor of a kitten.

♂♂ The Easiest Thing in the World // Chen/Suho // 4,450w
The last place Jongdae expects to pick up a date is at a knitting class.

♂♂ Fling or Ring? // Baekhyun/Chanyeol // 6,100w
Chanyeol's single and happy with it just being him and his daughter, but she's asking when he'll date again. He's just not sure when or if he's ready to seriously date again, although he does like Baekhyun and is charmed by his young son.
He welcomes new friendships, at least, and if they grow into something more...he'll deal with it a day at a time.


♂♂ The Space Between Us (Isn't Far Enough) // Tao/Chen // 5,340w
It's not like Jongdae's never been picked up from an alien gay bar before. That's not the issue. The issue is this supposed prince who's picking him up with a line about them being soulmates and Jongdae not being able to talk his way out of it.

♂♂ The Public Enemy Era // Baekhyun/Chen // 9,160w
Banks all over the city are being robbed, seemingly with no pattern and leaving no identifying evidence. Heading the investigation is Detective Byun Baekhyun, who thinks he’s found the next target and is more determined than ever to capture the criminals, because it’s the same bank his husband works at.

NC-17

♂♂ Siren Song Baekhyun/Chanyeol // 2,750w
Baekhyun wants to tutor his professor.

♂♂ Two Out of Three Ain't Bad onesided Baekyhun/Sehun, Kai/Sehun, Sehun/Tao, Chanyeol/Sehun, Sehun/Xiumin, D.O./Sehun, Sehun/Suho // 11,100w
Sehun's looking for his other half who doesn't want to be  found.


[2014]CHEN/XIUMIN >> chenceforxiu
✎ claimed prompt Black & White (prompt #22)
✎ my prompt #1 (prompt #1)

CHENPIONSHIPS >> chenpionships
Set Point

FEMMEXO >> femmexo
(round 1)
✎ For them: In which Kim Junghwa gets lost returning from the toilet and falls in love, or Another blossoming love story.
✎ For me: Our Voices Make or Break Us

(round 3) bingo
Beneficial
Pair Up, Photo Op
I Want to Ruin Our Friendship
Bad Feelings
The Institution

JUST GET LAYD >> justgetlayd
Team 1

KAI/XIUMIN >> tiny-hyung
I Wanna Be Loved By You

BOTTOM SEHUN >>bottomsehun
✎ For them: Two Out of Three Ain't Bad
✎ For me: Cats Don't Fly

KITTY AU >> kittyexo12
✎ For them: Cats are home everywhere where one feeds them
✎ For me: Perfect Imperfections

BAEKHYUN/KAI >> perfectedart
✎ For them: That Was Then, but Then It's True.
✎ For me: Be Careful What You Witch For

CHINGULINE >> chinguline
✎ For them: Suddenlovely
✎ For me: A Dude Worth Fighting For

SUHO/TAO >> sutaoabstyle
✎ For them: [The First Time] Ever I Saw Your Face
✎ For me: Cherry Blossom Ending

CHANYEOL/KAI >> stillnessismove
✎ For them: Not Alice & Laugh, Laugh, I Thought I'd Die
✎ For me: Oh Yes, I'm Falling

GIRL EXO >> girlexochange
✎ For them: Peer Groups & Routine
✎ For me: Watching from the Sidelines (What Else Can I Do?)

RARE PAIR EXO >> rarepairexo
✎ For them: I'd Feel Safer with Snakes (Chanyeol/Tao), The Unholy Offspring of Lightning and Death Itself, My Foot. (Lay/Tao), In the Summertime (Kai/Tao)
✎ For me: Make Him Laugh

D.O./KAI >> 3daysofkaisoo
✎ For them: A Boy Named Soo
✎ For me: It's a Start

KAI/LAY >> kaixingforyou
✎ For them: We Are the Pieces & Star in Our Hearts
✎ For me: Sweet Potato Devil


[2015]KAI/LUHAN >> adeerandadancer
Help Me with My Tie
Dog Days
Pet Parents
I'll kick my shoes off in a fit of joy.

ANIMEXODOM
Something They Become

CHENPIONSHIPS
#154 No. 6

EXOFICPALLETE
The Young Man and the Sea

EXOLLIARMUS
#82 Cattus Reddit

EXOMENTS
The Tides

KRISBAEK
✎ For them: puppy love
✎ For me: final stand

YEOLLIEPOP DAY
✎ For them: Dear Future Boyfriend
✎ For me: Dog Run Home Run



SHINee
G/PG

♂♂ You know me so well, but obviously not well enough. Key/Taemin, Jonghyun/Minho, +Luna/Onew // 960w
SHINee celebrates Valentine's Day.
PG-13

♂♂ Twitfic Minho/Key // 290w
Minho wakes up to breakfast and Kibum's parting remark on his neck.
♂♂ It's magic, you know. // Kai/Taemin // 1,145w
Jongin needs another tattoo, and his magic really likes Taemin.




MISC past fandoms/no longer writing
G/PG

---- untitled // PG // Chuck laments being a weenie and not having a girlfriend (namely Claire); then he kind of laments on ever telling a friend (namely Texas) his girl troubles. [Motorcity]

---- Dream Time 900w
Dreams can seem very real. [Bioshock]

PG-13

---- Flashback Threat // PG-13 // Daniel begins to remember. . . [Amnesia: The Dark Descent]



do not translate/do not re-post
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Current Mood: thirsty
Current Music: EXO - Lucky One
 
 
04 February 2018 @ 08:01 pm
title: First Friend
players: Byun Baekhyun, Kim Jongdae/Chen, Park Chanyeol, Do Kyungsoo/D.O.
rating: G
word count: 4,000w
summary: Chanyeol firmly believes that humans’ forelegs are short to allow them to pet dogs, so why do they keep ignoring him?
It’s a lovely day, clear and unseasonably warm.Collapse )
 
 
Current Music: Fimbulthier - Blinded by Hypocrisy
 
 
30 January 2018 @ 08:00 pm
title: The Public Enemy Era
players: Kim Joonmyun/Suho, Byun Baekhyun, Kim Jongdae/Chen
rating: PG13
word count: 9,160w
warning/s: some brief violence
summary: Banks all over the city are being robbed, seemingly with no pattern and leaving no identifying evidence. Heading the investigation is Detective Byun Baekhyun, who thinks he’s found the next target and is more determined than ever to capture the criminals, because it’s the same bank his husband works at.
ARMED THIEVES STEAL PROFIT & PEACE OF MINDCollapse )
 
 
Current Music: Battlesoul - Oathbreaker
 
 
25 January 2018 @ 07:59 pm
title: Full Hearts in an Empty Nest
players: Kim Joonmyun/Suho, Zhang Yixing/Lay, female OC
rating: G
word count: 2,170w
summary: Their only child has left home for college, leaving Joonmyun and Yixing in their family home with over twenty years of memories. For the first time in a long time, it's just the two of them, and they're not entirely sure what to do.
Standing on the front lawn, frowning at the closed trunk of a little blue sedan, Joonmyun crosses his arms over his chest and verbally checks his mental list.Collapse )
 
 
Current Music: Turisas - Miklagard Overture
 
 
18 January 2018 @ 07:57 pm
title: sweat, tears, or the sea
players: Do Kyungsoo/D.O., Kim Jongin/Kai
rating: G
word count: 2,200w
summary: Jongin's been avoiding Kyungsoo. Working in a tourist town, they both work a lot, because there are a lot of tourists, but even when they have time off, Jongin's doing something that he can't tell Kyungsoo. Their friends are no help, either—they're just as avoidant or secretive. It makes Kyungsoo suspicious. When Kyungsoo is suspicious, he eventually finds answers. This time, he finds his happy ending. Or beginning, as it were.
Few things are more beautiful than the sunset over the Yellow Sea.Collapse )
 
 
Current Music: Thrudvangar - Tiwaz
 
 
 
17 January 2018 @ 07:56 pm
title: Black Shuck is a Lapdog
players: Zhang Yixing/Lay, Park Chanyeol, Kim Jongin/Kai
rating: G
word count: 5,350w
summary: Jongin is assigned as a bodyguard to a powerful young witch. He has no idea how to be a bodyguard to begin with, but his own budding feelings may get in the way of him finding out.
In a society that thrives on magic and power, Jongin feels that he has neither.Collapse )
 
 
Current Music: Hammer Horde - Midgardian Revelry
 
 
21 November 2017 @ 07:10 pm
title: The Space Between Us (Isn't Far Enough)
players: Kim Minseok/Xiumin, Kim Joonmyun/Suho, Byun Baekhyun, Kim Jongdae/Chen, Park Chanyeol, Huang Zitao/Z.Tao, Kim Jongin/Kai
rating: PG-13
warnings: some sexual themes/commentary
wordcount: 5,340w
summary: It's not like Jongdae's never been picked up from an alien gay bar before. That's not the issue. The issue is this supposed prince who's picking him up with a line about them being soulmates and Jongdae not being able to talk his way out of it.
Space is terrifying in its beauty.Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: rushed
Current Music: Rear Window (1954)
 
 
03 January 2018 @ 11:20 am
title: Fear was the Terrible Secret
players: Kim Seokjin/Jin, Jung Hoseok/J Hope
rating: G
word count: 5,790w
summary: Hoseok's family moves into a new house, and he finds an unexpected roommate with a sad secret.
Snow drifts gently to the city from the overcast sky.Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: busy
Current Music: Stratovarius - Nightfall
 
 
31 December 2017 @ 03:01 pm
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Current Mood: cold
Current Music: Packers @ Lions
 
 
13 October 2017 @ 08:10 pm
title: Once in a Lifetime
players: Do Kyungsoo/D.O., Kim Jongin/Kai
rating: G
word count: 3,060w
summary: Jongin's first ward as a guardian angel is Do Kyungsoo. His job is to stay by Kyungsoo's side until he's eighteen, but...Jongin wants to stay for much longer.
Jongin remembers the anticipation of sitting among the other fledgling guardians, eagerly listening to older angels revisit stories of their own wards and the lessons they learned and wanted to pass on to future guardians.Collapse )